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tldr: I play games and write what I think about them here.
25/08/24

Mario Paint

Tldr: Awesome for its time, but I would rather use ms paint


A really cool game, tho Im not sure if I can call it a game. Quite a lot of tools and gimmicks to play with and, of course, paint stuff. You can even save your drawing, tho only one. Womp womp. Sadly, I couldnt use the mouse, so I used the d-pad and you probably guessed that it isnt the best. Oh, and there is also a music making thing(tm) in which people made a lot of funni covers.

25/07/24

Battle Cats

Tldr: A great mobile game*


A fun tower defense game where you make cats take over the world. There's a lot of content in the game like different stages, cats, enemies and events. Even though the game has a gacha system, you can still progress without spending a penny with little obstacles.

16/07/24

The WereCleaner

Tldr: Pretty fun


You probably guessed, you play as a werewolf and you need to clean stuff. The thing is that you have to not be seen by your coworkers or else your character will just straight up kill them, then you have to clean your mess before someone finds and reports it to security. There are also different mechanics that get added during your playthrough. Oh, did I mention that its free? So, you dont have much excuse to not try it.

14/07/24

Ultrakill

Tldr: Very epic


One of the greatest if not the greatest game New Blood has to offer. You play as a robot V1 which is basically what if Doom Slayer was a funny blue robot. It's powered by blood, which means if you hurt an enemy close to you, your health will regenerate. So basically, your enemies are dangerous walking medkits. Not only that, you can parry attacks and projectiles right back at the enemy and its a lot of fun to pull off. Another thing is the style meter which is makes you experiment switching between weapons or heck, using mechanics of multiple weapons. Its not all, but its better if you try it yourself or listen to someone who can explain better than me.


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